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The Stupid Security Competition

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While doing some research regarding new airport scanners that display nude pictures of airline passengers, I came across this gem. Privacy International has hit upon a brilliant concept:

"If you thought the accounting profession was bad news, just wait till you hear how stupid the security industry has become. Even before 9/11 a whole army of bumbling amateurs has taken it upon themselves to figure out pointless, annoying, intrusive, illusory and just plain stupid measures to "protect" our security.

It's become a global menace. From the nightclub in Berlin that demands the home address of its patrons, to the phone company in Britain that won't let anyone pay more than fifty pounds a month from a bank account, the world has become infested with bumptious administrators competing to hinder or harass you. And often for no good reason whatever.

The sensitive and sensible folk at Privacy International have endured enough of this treatment. So we are running an international competition to discover the world's most pointless, intrusive, stupid and self-serving security measures."

Over 5,000 nominations came in, from 40 countries. On April 4th, they announced their winners in the following categories:

  • Most Inexplicable Security Measures
  • Most Intrusive Security Measures
  • Most Counter Productive Security Measures
  • Most Annoying Security Measures
  • Most Egregious Security MeasuresUPDATE: Calpundit asks if we should laugh or cry. Today is definitely the laugh. Now, here's the cry.
     

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    Excerpt: Here's are the entertaining results of Privacy International's The Stupid Security Competition They are broken down into short lists of...
    Tracked: January 13, 2004 11:29 AM
    Stupid Security Measures from Procrastination
    Excerpt: Privacy International has come up with a list of the stupidest security measures all over the world. They have divided them into five categories: Most Inexplicable Security Measures Most Intrusive Security Measures Most Counter Productive Security Most...

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