Beldar, a notorious solicitor and participant in unpublicized hortatory activities, has a tongue-in-cheek post that's worth a read in these hyper-partisan times. An excerpt:
"What's more, his daughter Alex is a self-admitted practicing thespian, and has even accepted money for public performances of such acts! Indeed, you can purchase videos of her public exhibitions of thespianism on certain internet websites, which modesty forbids me to link."
There's a serious subtext to this, and it sits in an historical reminder of elections and political games that my American friends might benefit from. So set a spell and let me tell you a funny story about George Smathers and the 1950 Florida Democratic Primary for the Senate, a story that Beldar links to at the end of his spoof post. Let's get a good look at some real political hijinks... and maybe get a bit of perspective on the current election, too:
Nohlgren's friendly media retrospective on George Smathers has some useful background to that era, especially re: the beginnings of the Cold War as an election issue. But his media puff-piece omits some of the best parts, as well as some racial aspects that deserve exposure to the light of day.
So let's talk about that 1950 primary campaign's tactics, as described by Chris Matthews in his fine book (fine for people of any political persuasion, I might add) Hardball. Aside from the usual registration tactics etc. common to that era...
"Absurd but sinister-sounding charges - "Pepper is known all over Washington as a shameless extrovert!" Pepper has a sister who was once a thespian!" "Pepper practiced celibacy before his marriage!" - were pumped into the cracker back-country.
Which is pretty damn funny, actually. Smathers denies these accounts, but Matthews got the story from Pepper. Personally, I'm inclined to believe Pepper. Especially given Matthews' note on what happened next:
"...In the south at the time, there existed an ultimate weapon - and it was only a question of when and how it would be armed and used.
One night in Leesburg, after the Senator had completed a speech and was stepping down from an outdoor platform... he was approached by a man who reached out to clasp his hand. The picture filled a half page in the next day's Orlando Sentinel, for the man was black. In segregationist Florida, the picture of a major white politician glad-handing for black support was a political death warrant. "That hurt," Pepper recalls. Only later would affadavits confirm that the man, a janitor at a local theater, had been paid to stand there, grab the Senator's hand when he came down, and "hold it until the light flashes."
By the way, the guy Smathers did this to? The same guy whose Senate campaign Samthers managed in 1938. The same guy who helped him become Assistant U.S. Attorney for the District afterward. The same guy who helped him get a deferment from the Marines in 1945, with WW2 raging and talk in the air about invading Japan, by getting Smathers a position as an assistant to Attorney General Tom Clark (Smathers reportedly begged for 3 weeks to get that one). Same guy who Pepper helped in 1946, when Smathers successfully ran for a seat in Congress.
Remember, this was not even a general election - though winning the primary meant winning that election. This was an intra-party fight. Welcome to politics in the real world.
Unlike Matthews, I think Smathers was right to publicly lambaste Pepper's pro-Soviet politics. He certainly wasn't right to do any of the things I've cited above, though it didn't seem to hurt his subsequent career any. He went on to become a powerful Democratic Senator, won every election he was ever ran in, then made a bundle as a lobbyist. (And politicians wonder why they're mistrusted as a class?)
Which brings me to perspective time.
First, it's important to set the record straight on Smathers - who was still a disloyal, backstabbing racial demagogue and cheat, regardless of whether he was right on any given issue. His characterization as some kind of civil rights hero in the 2003 Nohlgren puff-piece was simply nauseating. I trust that's fixed now.
Second, there's Smathers' success and the nature of politics as actually practiced.
I've done a round-up of some of the funny goings-on this election, and UPI's Peter Roff was reporting on looming problems back in 2002. There are some serious issues here. But as Debbye of An American in T.O. points out, Smathers is hardly alone when you look at American history and yet the Republic survived. It's worth standing up to, yes - but it isn't Armageddon, or a slide toward Hitler's Germany, or anything like that.
Armed Liberal can tell some personal stories about what electoral politics is really like, and so can I. Smathers is a fairly extreme example, but frankly it's a rare election of any sort that doesn't have some chicanery and chiseling in it. Churchill knew that, and it probably helped prompt his famous quip that democracy is the worst system of government, except for all the otherts.
The reason it's better is simple: democracy tends to self-correct. If its correction mechanisms (a media that will report abuses fairly, citizen outrage and consequences, prosecution when warranted) work, electoral systems will get better. If they don't work or don't exist, however, things will deteriorate and we'll all have a big problem to deal with sooner or later.
If you're a citizen of your democracy, you're part of that correction mechanism. To function well in that role and discharge your duties well, you need only 3 things:
- A set of real standards for political behaviour.
- That will influence your vote.
- A bit of perspective on how the system works in practice, so you understand what's "noise" and what's serous enough to deserve the attention and effort of a public policy fix, public pressure, or even a change in your vote.
Personally, I buy Frank Herbert's dictum of "it is not that power corrupts, but that it is magnetic to the corruptible." And those searching for a meaning they lack elsewhere. And various other less noble reasons. They'll be part of the process, too, right beside those who are moved to participate by better impulses - and so we have to design systems that expect them.
This principle becomes even more relevant in hyper-partisan times, where the perceived stakes and hence tempatations are higher.
At a macro policy level, for instance, the authentication requirements for voting are likely to tighten over time given current issues re: "phantom voter" fraud and lax controls. We can also expect close scrutiny of any authentication systems that are used, in order to avoid new kinds of fraud. It will be rancorous, tedious, and sometimes invective-laced. It will be partisan. It will look (and often feel) like a divisive policy and implementation quagmire. Despite that outward appearance, however, referring back to the underlying principle of expecting the corruptible tells us that this process will probably constitute progress toward a system with the least total disenfranchisement (adding 5,000 phony votes disenfranchises 5,000 of your opponents supporters, after all, who just had their votes fraudulently cancelled out).
How to stay sane during this kind of process, and avoid exploding head syndrome?
Start by remembering that the comparison here isn't perfection, but a situation limited by human nature, history and reality on the ground. We need to keep that in mind, and act firmly without losing it or adding to partisan rancor. And sometimes, we need to take deep breaths and just resolve to do better next time, realizing that effective legislative change is slow and usually takes a couple of go-arounds to get right.
At an individual level, meanwhile, we should always count on the fact that some folks will behave down to expectations in every campaign. No-one has a monopoly on idiots and dysfunctionals, and politics attracts more than its fair share of both. The fact that your political opponents have some of these folks on board doesn't make them all evil - it just means that idiots exist, and stuff happens.
The line is drawn around a climate of incitement, however. Or organized violence, intimidation, vandalism, etc. Or a marked preponderance of acts targeting one side. Or any acts involving guns. It's a different kettle of fish if we're seeing any of that, and a serious political issue.
Should the macro and individual level perspective described above blunt outrage at lesser abuses? No. Abuses of any sort are still wrong - and the stakes are indeed higher in America for 2004 and beyond. We need to stand firm, and publicize wrongdoing, and ensure there are consequences - without making it into some armageddon issue unless it crosses lines that place it well beyond what I'd call "normal idiocy."
for my American friends...
I think of the divisions in the American Republic, and the near certainty that whomever wins in 2004 will lack legitimacy in the eyes of about 1/3 of the country. Glenn Reynolds has ponted out the religious underpinnings on both sides of American politics; now add a combination of boomer narcissism, a media that doesn't reflect American society and is increasingly distrusted as a result, looming generational conflicts over issues like the Social Security ponzi scheme, and a genuine existential threat from global mega-terrorism to stoke the fires. That, plus advanced polling methods and weaknesses in America's electoral system, will all combine to make the situation worse rather than better in the years ahead.
Which is precisely why that balancing helping of perspective is so important. Now, more than ever.
Think this is the dirtiest election ever in America? Think again. You've had much worse, and you probably have worse to come. In your darker moments, remember that America has survived worse, and remember too how far it has come. Remember some of that 'worse' specifically, and laugh a little at the funny parts. It helps.
Then keep pushing for intelligent change.








On top of all you recount about Pepper, it was widely known that his btother was a Homo Sapien.
Actually, it was my understanding that it was Claude Pepper who made those charges about Smathers. That's what my mom told me, and she was a Cracker of longstanding.
It wouldn't surprise me either way. In those days, a Florida election took place during the Democratic Primary.
Fabulous post! Thanks for the link, but especially for the thoughtful commentary on Pepper vs. Smathers and beyond!
Fine post -- I'm not sure that Claude Pepper ever went back to the U.S. Senate; if I'm not mistaken he went into the U.S. House and served there for several decades in a very distinguished career, ending up as a pre-eminent advocate for seniors.
In my mailbox yesterday, from a race for a lowly Board of Supervisors seat, a hit piece saying, "At last! A politician who breaks his promises before the election!" &c.
Presidential or US Senate politics, yes, but now it's down to county level?
Bob,
You're right about Claude Pepper's second career as a Congressman in the House. Which brings me to one more tidbit from Matthews, who wrote "Hardball" in 1988 while Pepper was still serving there:
Joe, There was a thespian running in a 1950 US Senate race, in California: Helen Gahagan Douglas. Her opponent was Rep. Richard M. Nixon.
There was an election sometime in the 40s or 50s, I think in the South, where one candidate came out a day or so before the election and proclaimed, "...and my opponent is a practicing heterosexual!!"
Helen Gahagan Douglas' 1950 Senate campaign is very much on point on this thread because she was the subject of a nasty smear campaign, "The Pink Lady" allegations notably. She didn't coin the phrase "Tricky Dick" -- that was apparently the work of the US House candidate Nixon defeated in 1946 -- but here it stuck. For that matter, "Pink Lady" was coined by her Democratic primary opponent and it's an interesting discussion.
Interesting biographical archive. Apparently she had quite an interesting life.
And she was indeed a Thespian: the original She Who Must Be Obeyed, no less.
This reminded me of the "all-purpose political smear speech" I read in Mad Magazine in the 1960s -- one of the very few particular things I remember from that mag.
Thanks to the power of Google, it was easy to find it:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/994680/posts
Actually, there's no competition at all for the most famous open thespian in American political history... and it ain't Helen.
But the connection between "the Pink Lady" and Smathers may be even closer than Bob suggests. Nixon's "Pink Lady" campaign is believed to have been inspired in part by watching Smathers earlier that year.
I have no issue with fellow-travelers and leftist radicals being outed in elections, mind - but I don't know enough about "the Pink Lady" to know if the characterization was fair. On the one hand, there reaslly were people like that; on the other hand, there were idiots calling Dean freakin' Acheson a Communist sympathizer.
Joe, the campaign hinged in part on a vote-by-vote comparison of Rep. Gahagan-Douglas' votes and those of Rep. Vito Marcantonio of New York, who apparently was fairly pink, hence, the Pink Lady comparison. Trouble was, Rep. Nixon's vote wasn't all that dissimilar either.
With small quibbles over what i wont quibble, I could have wrote this perspective article if my wordsmith skills didnt suck.
I noticed he railed at lefties without naming them.
Where ? notice that lefties demand perfection as an alternative for their blood stained utopian solutions, when you point out the mountain of dead created by those "solution" they invoke the fraudulent demand for perfection, ie Freedom has inperfections, so therefore my mass-murdering solutions are equal.
Joe is correct, Freedom wont bring perfection, it will be at times disorderly and unpredictable it will be all those things that utopian social planners hate, depite having the virtue of not creating mountains of mass death while offering the greatest chance to peacefully persue your dreams than anything else ever tried on the face of the earth, its the opposite of left, and its the opposite of death.
He is also right thet we need an honest media, did you know that even the majority of those that work at fox news channel vote democrat, its not as large a majority as the others but its still a large majority, it only seems right wing because the big three and CNN are close to outright stalinist.
This lack of ballance and the fact that the big three are basically leftist propaganda generators is a big problem. As for the stink over little fox, that is not in even a half the homes that CNN is available to, and a drop in the bucket compared to the big three, all the noise you hear is because the left is utterlty totaly intolerant of the idea that anthing other than communist view be allowed at all.
Remember these are the same people that think Noam Chomsky is a unbiased historan and Maos famine that starved 27,000,000 people to death is an "Agrarian Reformer" success story.
Lastly, lets hail the internet, this creature of the cold war, the BSD-unix OS, and a succsessfull spinoff of a goverment created and run infastructure (the brains and labor you should actually credit the university students) is living up to its promise of free speach and thought, and shown at least one of the propaganda meisters Rather Biased Dan he cant get away with it anymore. because before, they could and did get away with everything
Even back to the Veitnam war the media depicted every victory as failure and a war that we was winning as a disaster and presented a mass-murdering red terror enemy commiting crimes against humanity as the innocent angels under assault of an evil America, they let Kerry slime our troops as war criminals when they knew better, even as the media embeds themselves deliberatly didnt paint a picture much better.
Its now more widely known what Kerry and the complicit media did to our troops and America, and the doom it brought onto the people of southeast Asia, and we know better than to have a president refuse to allow our troops to gain the victory they will always have if we will only let them.
Bush understands that you should set out goals and objectives and then provide what they need to acheave it, without dictating flight plans bombing targets and troop movements, at least half of America knows that too.
Success in Iraq and Afganistan spells doom for the mullacracy between them, and has a chance at undoing the damage of the disaster of Carter.
This is history writ large, and half the country and those that they followed that wrote the preceeding chapters of cover up denial and appeasment (OKC,f800,1stWTC,etal) will not be viewed favorably.
Btw, the last time we fought in Korea, we found ourselves facing a million chinese, we should have gone ahead and toppled that marxist hellhole, it was thinkable then, its not thinkable now, and urging the chinese to deal with this madman is certainly better than starting the war with china that a fight with korea would ignite.
Bush knows that too, smart man, too bad the others just cant see it.
As for guns, they have already come out, we have bullet holes in two volunteer field offices already, course, its never news for TV unless it makes the Republicans look bad, so far nothing usefull to report, so all we have is stuff in local papers.
How typical.